Friday, March 5, 2010

Heavy Rain and Bioshock 2 Seperated at Birth?

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Looking at these games you might think they couldn't be more different, but while playing them for this past show we noticed a few strange similarities. Here's a guide to help you in case you get confused:

Coma: If you wake up from a coma feeling like your life is in the sewer you’re playing Heavy Rain. If you wake up from a coma in a sewer you’re playing Bioshock 2.


Children's Nutrition: If your child is slowly drinking rainwater you're playing Heavy Rain. If your child is slowly drinking blood you're playing Bioshock 2.

Psychology: If you see a Rorschach test on a wall covered with blood you’re playing Bioshock 2. If you’re taking a Rorschach test conducted by a really suspicious psychiatrist you’re playing Heavy Rain.

Fatherhood: If your child loves you and says you’re the best daddy you're playing Bioshock 2. If your child tells you he hates you and slowly moves away from you on a park bench you're playing Heavy Rain.

Old School Typewriters: If the typewriter was used by the bad guy to send ‘Daddy’ a message you’re playing Heavy Rain. If ‘Daddy’ uses telekinesis to throw the typewriter at the bad guy you are playing Bioshock 2.

Hallucinations: If agoraphobia leads to your hallucination you’re playing Heavy Rain. If your hallucination leads to more gore you're playing Bioshock 2.

Water: If you are soaking wet and looking for your son you are probably playing Heavy Rain. If you are soaking wet and looking for your slug you are probably playing Bioshock 2.

Dead Bird in a gold cage: If you’re looking at a dead bird with your grieving son you’re playing Heavy Rain. If you’re looking at a dead bird with your possessed little girl you’re playing Bioshock 2 (if it’s possible the child killed the bird, you could be playing either game, in that case push select to see which one, that goes double for the dead cats and butterflies!)



Could they be long lost twins? Who knows? We just hope that in Heavy Rain 2 we can shake the orange juice with telekinisis!

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